Wednesday, December 3, 2008

Guilty...as charged

So....I didn't got to jail. I feel kind of bad...someone DID give money towards my bail. And I will send the kind people at March of Dimes a check. But the week came crashing down and I ran out of time and out of me.
As a substitute sentence, I DID spend an hour and a half at the Motor Vehicle Division getting 2 duplicate titles issued on some trailers we recently sold at church. And I couldn't go to the MVD Express (15 minutes, or less....In-DUN-GO!!) because they can't do duplicate titles there. So I got to rub shoulders with all the other losers unfortunates who either couldn't do their business at MVD Express or didn't want to fork over the $15 that you pay for the 15 minutes or less gig. It's interesting how many people:

a) are missing one or more permanent teeth, usually in front. Usually these people have at least one "homemade" tattoo on their body. Sometimes it's a teardrop on their cheek...how sad

b) bring their toddlers to the MVD in their pj's. And then buy them snacks out of the vending machine that said toddlers proceed to sprinkle over their fellow MVD goers.
c) appear to be shocked and surprised that there is a wait at the MVD.

So, jail is apparently off my horizon. At least for now. No more tp'ing for this mom! I don't even want to think what the sentence/bail might be for a 2nd offense.

4 comments:

My ADHD Me said...

Glad you're not in Jail.

LOVE your observation at the MVD. It must be a national thing because those SAME people are here!

Also the cell phones! Don't get me started on the cell phones. Yes, I have one too, but there is a time and a place for everything and MUST PEOPLE YELL WHEN THEY ARE STANDING IN LINE TALKING ON THEIR CELL PHONES!!!!

My ADHD Me said...

You need to join the "Get Rid Of The Word Verification Club". That's the letters we need to type in after leaving a comment. THEY'RE DRIVING ME CRAZY---er. Sorry, thought I was talking on my cell phone. :)

Edie said...

LOL! I guess when you have 2 hours wait time, *Observing* is a good hobby to have. :)

HaHa! I see ADHD-Jo got her way in the comments section too! I took my word verification off a few months back. That is so funny. I agree with her but still it's funny.

My ADHD Me said...

It's ok to talk on the cell. It's the people that think they NEED TO YELL. One day I would love to be standing in line with a friend, then if someone starts yelling while talking on their cell, my friend and I could carry on a normal conversation (normal?) but YELL the whole thing.

As for texting....a GREAT standing in line passtime.

HHHmmm...no word verification....now I might start spamming you. lol