"You know, maybe if you ate more comfort food

...you wouldn't have to go around shooting people." If more women with PMS did this, we might achieve World Peace. Classic Hurley, along with, "I need a cool code name." I gotta love his mom, too. "Why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch?" "Hugo, Jesus Christ is not a weapon!" (even though you and I know differently...)

Well, my thoughts on the season 5 opener are...wow. I think I have more questions than answers now.

Just a few free association, word vomit thoughts and questions from last night's show:

1. I think that Miles is Dr. Candle's son.

2. I heart Shih Tzus, too.

3. I think they should've brought Charlie back, somehow....
4. Why is Desmond 'special?'

5. Is Mrs. Hawking Daniel Faraday's mom? Is that why we didn't get to hear her name? Are they going to find the island with that blue and white sextant/chalk drawing thingy?

6. Sawyer is going to lose his toe from and infection from stepping on the thorn or whatever it was and the 4-toed statue will be built in his honor in some time-warp thing.

7. Why was Sawyer so shirt-obsessed? I don't think he has been in the past.

8. Was Jones (the guy with the gun who attacked Juliet and Sawyer) one of Danielle Rousseau's original group? Were they international? Is that why he didn't speak with a French accent?

9. How come there were so many knives in Sayid's safe-house dishwasher? Does he work part-time at the butcher shop? Did he just have a dinner party? Did he see Sweeney Todd?

10. How come Sun doesn't have a more recent photo of her baby?

11. Isn't Turnip Head adorable now? And such a good kid! My kids would have melted down an not just totally accepted "Say good-bye, Baby." "Read your book, Baby." Did I miss it? Did Kate not refer to him with a first name? And they don't want a blood test to prove maternity. They think her blood is changed from being on the island.

13. I really don't think Sawyer needs to worry about a shirt. It's a tropical island. And shirts only fan the flames when you are shot at with flaming arrows. I kind of heart Sawyer without a shirt a little bit.

14. I had to google how to spell Shih Tzu.

15. Do I remember that Richard gave Locke a compass when he (Locke) was just a little boy? Or am I channeling that from something else? What does it do? "It points North." Really? On THIS island? I think maybe it points to the place where the frozen wheel/capstan thing is kept that seems to be some kind of a key.

16. Can Hurley (and only Hurley) see dead people? A la' Sixth Sense. When the Oceanic Six return to the island (If they can find it with Mrs. Hawking's help), will the people who died come back to life in real so everybody can talk with them? Will he finally get to be reunited with Libby? Does anybody else still dislike AnaLucia? as in heart her?

17. The image at the top is purely gratuitous. Sorry if it offends.

18. I think that somehow the part where Hurley's mom told him not to use Jesus as a weapon and the drug filled Madonna statues on the plane are connected.

I think my head is going to explode. Told you, more questions than answers.

What did you think?